The Simpsons: Saturday/transcript

This article is a transcript of the The Simpsons Short episode "The Simpsons: Saturday" from short, which aired on April 1, 2017.
 * [Homer couch.]
 * Marge: Homer, what day is today?
 * Homer: Erm... Is Saturday.
 * [Evil Marge and Homer runs out rip stairs breaks the door like mad.]
 * Evil Homer: IS HOMIE SATURDAY?
 * Bart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * [Evil Homer pants naked Homer's urethral  Who the crap needs pants?.] 
 * Evil Marge: YES HOMIE!, YESSSS HOMIE!
 * [Lisa Females voices by males.]
 * Lisa: No! Dad! don't Touch— [Evil Homer slaps Lisa abortion Lisa, Bart shocked gasp.]
 * Evil Homer: IS SATURDAY! [punch Bart's face gentle pat more Bart pain throat and they eats shocked into Bamer.]
 * Bamer: [Devil smile.]
 * [Pelo farts]
 * Episode ends